Weekly Caption Contest #6 (Mar. 1) *UPDATE*

*UPDATE: Okay, this week’s contest is over. The finalists will revealed shortly.*

A new caption contest has begun! Tecna is the star again. Can you think of a caption for the picture below? You know the drill by now (and if you don’t, see the new Caption Contest page). Good luck, everyone!

  1. Book: Wanna date?
    Tecna: Ieks!

  2. Tecna: That would be one ugly papercut.

  3. Tecna: Umm……Bloom?
    Bloom: (Off screen) Yes?
    Tecna: You know that book you brought on “How to be the best rabbit trainer?
    Bloom: Oh yes! The one for dear kiko!
    Tecna: Well, are you sure you didnt buy “how to be the best rotweiler trainer’ instead?
    Bloom: (Shifty eyes) ………RUN!

  4. Book: I CAN HAS YOUR SOUL!!

  5. Book: Hey, didn’t your parents ever teach you it’s impolite to stare?
    Tecna: Um…sorry. It’s just that…you’re…kind of scaring me.
    Book: Well, you’re not exactly pleasing to my eyes either.
    Tecna: Hey!

  6. xDD Love this pic…..^^
    Book: Hey, you. Girl with the unnaturally pink hair. Yes, you. Go get me some glue. And human flesh, too.
    Tecna: Umm…I knew that the Alfea library had some strange books, but nobody ever mentioned one quite THIS peculiar!!

  7. Stella: I wonder what I should be for Halloween.
    Musa: Hmm…Really? I was thinking you should be…hope you don’t mind…the ugliest girl in the world!
    Stella: Haha very funny. How ’bout you Tecna?
    Tecna: I really don’t know. Well I’m gonna read this book. Catch ya’ later, alligator!
    *Book opens mouth*
    Tecna: Iecks!
    Musa: Woah! Even if Stella will look really ugly, that one is uglier!

  8. Sorry it’s long. I was bored.

  9. Tecna: THIS IS WHY I USE COMPUTERS! THIS KIND OF THING ALWAYS HAPPENS!

  10. Tecna: Ah! Another Harry Potter rip-off! I better get out of here, before J.K. Rowling decides to sue! AHHHHHHHH!

  11. Musa & Riven 4ever

    good book, good book, PLEASE DON’T EAT ME !!!

  12. Tecna:holly….who forgot to feed the book again…
    Flora: oops that was me
    Tecna: flora! we dont need to repeat what happened to our pets do we? poor chicko almost lost a wing

  13. Layla n Amentia

    Book: RRRROAR!!!
    Tecna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It’s so scary and primitive and old and has GIANT TEETH!!!! Eeeeeek!!!!!
    Book: Excuse me?
    Tecna: Don’t eat my brains with your primitive cuspids!!!! (runs screaming out of the library)

  14. Book: and then the wolf opened his big mouth ate little red riding hood. ROAR!!!!
    Tecna: EEK!!! They’re experimenting with new magic books that would read you a story with sound effects……realistic, eh?

  15. Tecna: Those are some ugly teeth.. Book, you need to go to the dentist!

  16. Tecna~ AAAAAAAAH! MONSTER BOOK!
    Musa~ Quick, break its spine!

  17. Book: *looks angry/scary*
    Tecna: Yikes! This book looks just like Stella when she’s in a bad mood and she doesn’t have makeup on!
    Bloom offset:Oh my gosh! So true!
    Stella offset: HEY! I can hear you!

  18. Tecna:Um Bloom I think this book has an attitude problem!?
    Bloom:(Off screen) Why is that Tecna?
    Tecna:The probability of it eating is very high even for Stella!
    Stella:(Off screen) Oh darling don’t be jealous.
    Book:You know I’m looking right at you.

  19. # 1 Roxy Fan & Future Fairy

    Tecna: Umm……Bloom?
    Bloom: (Off screen) Yes?
    Tecna: You know that book you brought on “How to be the best rabbit trainer?
    Bloom: Oh yes! The one for dear kiko!
    Tecna: Well, are you sure you didnt buy “how to be the best rotweiler trainer’ instead?
    Bloom: (Shifty eyes) ………RUN!

    OMG THATS SO FUNNY! SO IS:
    Tecna:Um Bloom I think this book has an attitude problem!?
    Bloom:(Off screen) Why is that Tecna?
    Tecna:The probability of it eating is very high even for Stella!
    Stella:(Off screen) Oh darling don’t be jealous.
    Book:You know I’m looking right at you.

  20. lol so true!!! p.s. make more contests soon i wanna be in one

  21. Tecna: Uhm, Guys, you might wanna take a look at this…
    Flora: What?
    Stella: I think you should look that way, Flora.
    Flora: Oh my, the book is talking again!
    Bloom: Let me just burn it..
    Tecna: There’s no time for that, right now is the time to run!!!!!!!

  22. Tecna: Look at this hideous book!
    Book: I’m not hideous! That is hideous! (Points at Ms. Faragonda)
    Ms. Faragonda: Book, You’re on detention!
    Musa: Even books get detention!

  23. Tecna: What ugly book is this?

  24. Book: ME HUNGRY!
    Tecna: Me closing you!

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